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SCAM HERO # 2: The case of the famous A.I.

A robot calls my office phone and pretends it’s human.

Me: Hello.

Her: Hi. Can I please talk to the person in charge of your merchant accounts.

(It was a female robot voice with fake chatter in the background.)

Me: Is this a real person?

Her: This is a live person.

(Fake sparkles rIng through her synthesized voice.)

Me: What's your name then?

Her: Shannon Miller.

Me: Please tell me this isn't THE Shannon Miller!

Her: I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you mean.

Me: So you're not the 1992 gold-medal-winning Olympic gymnast?

Her: I don't understand.

Me: I see dead people.

Her: I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?

Me: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

Her: I'm sorry but.....

Me: Lucy in the sky with diamonds!

Her: I don't...

Me: Creole Lady Marmalade!

Her: I'm sorry b....

Me: Jesus take the wheel!

Her: Ok. Goodbye.

Another one bites the dust.

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