SCAM HERO # 1: The case of the car warranty

I don't get angry when telemarketers and scammers call. I get creative. Recently I received a call at work to extend my car warranty, a common scam. It went a little something like this...


Scammer lady: Hello, would you like to extend your vehicle's warranty with us today?

Me: (In Eastern Europeanish accent) I am Jebediah Moreskavitch. I need warranty on vehicle.


Her: Good. I can help you with that. What make and model is your vehicle?


Me: He Ox. He 12 years old.


Her: Is that a car? What are you saying?


Me: No car. It is Ox. You can hear me, no?


Her: Sir, do you have a car or not?


Me: You say you give me warranty on vehicle, no? Vehicle is Ox. Give me warranty or I sue you for being liar.


(Click. She hangs up.)


DON'T MESS WITH JEBEDIAH LEST HE CALLS THE WRATH OF HIS LEGAL ADVISORS DOWN UPON YE! #Telemarketers #ScamTheScammers #ScamHero


Warning: engaging with scammers can be dangerous. I don't recommend or advocate it. Do so at your own risk.




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