SCAM HERO # 1: The case of the car warranty

I don't get angry when telemarketers and scammers call. I get creative. Recently I received a call at work to extend my car warranty, a common scam. It went a little something like this...

Scammer lady: Hello, would you like to extend your vehicle's warranty with us today?
 

Me: (In Eastern Europeanish accent) I am Jebediah Moreskavitch. I need warranty on vehicle.

Her: Good. I can help you with that. What make and model is your vehicle?

Me: He Ox. He 12 years old.

Her: Is that a car? What are you saying?

Me: No car. It is Ox. You can hear me, no?

Her: Sir, do you have a car or not?

Me: You say you give me warranty on vehicle, no? Vehicle is Ox. Give me warranty or I sue you for being liar.

(Click. She hangs up.)

DON'T MESS WITH JEBEDIAH LEST HE CALLS THE WRATH OF HIS LEGAL ADVISORS DOWN UPON YE! #Telemarketers #ScamTheScammers #ScamHero

Warning: engaging with scammers can be dangerous. I don't recommend or advocate it. Do so at your own risk.